O.o
Tyler: LETS GO ROB A STAG SHOP
Me: I'd much rather stay on tumblr.
Tyler: WOW YOU SERIOUS? I HEARD THEY GOT THIS NEW DILDO, top of the line ;)
Me: HM PERFECT FOR YOU EH?
Tyler: NO PERFECT FOR US.
Me: .............................
Tyler: I COULD USE A NICE ASS MASSAGE. ;)
Me: Please leave this house ASAP.
Tyler: I WAS KIDDEN.
Me: MHM SURE YOU WERE.
